This podcast is what got me into D&D… and has kept me laughing through a lot of lows these past two and a half years. The last episode of the first campaign aired last week. I don’t know what I’m gonna do without this little scrambleman in my life. A brilliant legal mind…
Fun fact, The Questing Beast of Arthurian Legend is the result of people attempting to describe what a giraffe was, then being explained and drawn by people who have never actually seen it.
The Questing Beast was said to have a head and neck of a snake (long neck), body of leopard (coat pattern), hind legs of a lion (tufted tail) and feet of a deer (”hooves:).
I’m having emotions at this artwork. It’s caught between fright and awe; fascination and fear.
Girl: The boys don’t know about this yet but like, when you guys peel off your skin layers, like when we like shed-
Boy: I want, with all my heart- I feel, in my bones, I feel like this is a joke, but- But then I read the comments. Do you- do you guys shed? D-d-do you shed your skin? Do you do that? Is that- Is that like- What- What-what are the other masks for? What-what are the other face masks-? What does that do? D- Is it once a month? Like a Netflix subscription? Is- is it twice? Do they hit you with two? How does- How does- I have so many goddamn ques- Sweet chalupa Jesus I jus-
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The VD just doesn’t tell you how desperate his voice is